Dear ~KnottyKeri,

I don't really know how to tell you this, but I'm in love with your sister. I think I realized it when your dwarf bit me outside of Chicago and I saw you ignore my father. I'm sure you're scarred enough to understand that Extreme Home Makeover sucks. I'm returning your love letters to you, but I'll keep your photo as a memory. You should also know that I always will remember our friendship.

Go Burn,
~inspiretech


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(a year later, i think i can safely tag you back)



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